The Rise of 'Vibe Coding': Why Syntax is for Losers

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Silicon Valley, CA — In a shocking twist to the evolution of software development, the tech world is embracing a groundbreaking new methodology: vibe coding. The approach is simple yet...

Meta Announces New "Enshittification" Team to Optimize User Experience

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Menlo Park, CA– In a bold new move, Meta (formerly Facebook) has unveiled its latest innovation: a dedicated "Enshittification" team, aimed at streamlining the steady decline of its platforms for...

Software Engineer Enters Seventh Circle of Hell: The IT Request Ticket System

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SAN FRANCISCO — Local software engineer Jason Wilkins, 32, has entered what experts are calling "a Kafkaesque nightmare" after submitting an IT request to have his development environment updated....

Pentagon Accidentally Adds Journalist to Secret War Group Chat, Regrets Everything

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WASHINGTON, D.C.– In what experts are calling "the greatest whoopsie-daisy in national security history," top U.S. officials mistakenly included The Atlantic’s editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg in...

Interviewing for Tech Jobs: A Masterclass in Pretending You Know Stuff

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So you’ve decided to dive into the thrilling world of technical software engineering interviews. Congratulations! It’s a journey filled with joy, existential dread, and an unrelenting desire to...