Our Mission

Mar 17, 2025

Because the future is ridiculous, and so are we.

Welcome to Byte Overload, the only tech news site brave enough to report the hard-hitting, totally made-up stories that Silicon Valley doesn’t want you to read. While other outlets waste time on facts and journalistic integrity, we specialize in wild speculation, exaggerated trends, and breaking news about AI overlords that may or may not already be in charge.

We exist to shine a light on the disruptors, the billionaires, and the startups that are definitely just repackaging old ideas with shinier logos. Whether it's a new social media platform for goldfish, a blockchain-powered microwave, or an app that charges you for breathing, we’re here to ensure tech never takes itself too seriously.

Our mission? To hold the tech world accountable—mainly by roasting it. From reality-warping press releases to industry jargon that sounds impressive but means nothing, we’re here to translate it all into pure comedic gold.

So if you’ve ever wondered, Is this real or satire?—congratulations, you understand modern tech. Welcome to Byte Overload—where the future is always in beta and everything is a subscription service.

Welcome to Byte Overload, the only tech news site brave enough to report the hard-hitting, totally made-up stories that Silicon Valley doesn’t want you to read. While other outlets waste time on facts and journalistic integrity, we specialize in wild speculation, exaggerated trends, and breaking news about AI overlords that may or may not already be in charge.

We exist to shine a light on the disruptors, the billionaires, and the startups that are definitely just repackaging old ideas with shinier logos. Whether it's a new social media platform for goldfish, a blockchain-powered microwave, or an app that charges you for breathing, we’re here to ensure tech never takes itself too seriously.

Photo courtesy of Bubblr - Like Twitter, but with bubbles. And for goldfish. Is it VC-funded? Maybe.

Our mission? To hold the tech world accountable—mainly by roasting it. From reality-warping press releases to industry jargon that sounds impressive but means nothing, we’re here to translate it all into pure comedic gold.

So if you’ve ever wondered, Is this real or satire?—congratulations, you understand modern tech. Welcome to Byte Overload—where the future is always in beta and everything is a subscription service.

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